Saturday, December 19, 2015

Why "Secret Santa book gift" is a bad idea


A lot of my friends have joined in the "Secret Santa book gift activity" on Facebook. Being a book lover myself  I thought I should write about the reasons why I think it is not such a good idea and propose an alternate way.


For those unaware, this is how "Secret Santa" works.


  1. Person C joins in the event by commenting on Person B’s “book gift activity” message.
  2. Person C is then asked to gift a book to another person (A) mentioned by person B. Think of it as a participation fee.
  3. Person C then posts the “book gift activity” message and the trend continues.



OK now that the rules are clear let us look at with the help of the diagram.

L1----------------------------------A--------------------------------

L2-----A1----A2-----A3-----------------A4-----A5-----A6----------

L3---A11-A16---A21-A26-----A31-A36------A41-A46------A51-A56----A61-A66.


Based on the above info we know that the Level 3 will be giving the gifts to Level 1.Which really makes it exciting. Because the Level 1 guy is getting all of 36 books, while gifting just 1 book. (His participation fee). Since this is a chain everyone gets 36 books by gifting just one book. Amazing right?

Not quite so. Although it must be obvious but let me do the explaining nevertheless.


Assuming that books are not being created out of thin air, the number of books bought will be the same as the number of books gifted. So when you get 36 books it essentially means that 35 people taking part in it will not be getting a single book. Sound more like a lottery than a secret santa, right?
Only thing is; it is worse. While in a lottery the chances of winning the jackpot will be equal for everyone, here the chances are biased to your social popularity. The way to ensure that you get 36 books is by ensuring that there are atleast two levels below you. (And don’t kid yourself in thinking that everyone will be able to do it. As I have explained earlier for every one person getting the complete two levels, there will be 35 failing to do so.)


So the secret of getting more books to read is to be more socially active. A little ironic isn’t it? Also dare I say; a little “Amway” ish. The only difference (that too for worse)  is you are selling the scheme to your friends instead of acquaintance.

Now that I have explained the absurdity of it let me also dig into the language of the post.


“Want some books for Christmas? Join this lovely Secret Santa thread doing the rounds on Facebook. All you have to do is buy one book and send it to one person. In exchange, you'll receive lots more in return!
I just need six people of any age/location (within India) to participate in this book exchange. Comment below if interested, and I will privately message you how to go about it.
Let the fun begin!”
Notice the part that talks about buying a new book. Gifting a book would have been enough right?. And any true book lover will value a well-kept used book more than a new one. I do not want to turn this into a conspiracy theory blog but you must be getting the hint by now.
Another interesting point (proof?) is that books are not getting exchanged. Funny!
Let me break this down for you if you did not get the joke. You have, through a social network, created a group of 36 people who all love books. What would you want to do?
(a)   Exchange books among themselves
(b)  Create a contest where the most popular person gets to keep all the books.

Based on the trend clearly (b) is the answer. 

So here is what I propose. Instead of creating levels; Create a circle. Pass on the books to next guy/girl every month.  So by end of jan, a1 gives a book to a2, a2 gives a book to a3 and so on.Only rule; put forward the name of your nominated book initially and that book must not have been read by at least 50% of the remaining people in the circle.


                                                       



Saturday, May 23, 2015

Abnormal man

Is it because he is unique; Gifted , special. Or is it simply his disgrace; his absolute failure at being normal. Everything hinges on this one question. Who then will provide the answer and more importantly when. And then comes an even more alarming concern; will he provide the answer.
Will he fumble presenting his answers to God; or will his God be answerable to whatever heavens that lie above Him.

(Sample paper: Questions may vary during the final examination)
Answer the following questions (objective types): Max time 5 minutes. No cutting allowed. Answers to be filled with permanent ink.
    
  1.   Is Mr __ good or bad?
  2.        Is Mr __ brave to follow a new path or a coward who ran away from minor challenges that the entire world faces so solemnly?

  3. Is Mr__ strong-willed or a stubborn idiot?

  4. Which emotion do you feel for Mr__? (you can pick more than one)
a)      pity
b)      proud
c)      disgust
d)      anger
e)      irrelevance

And the wait. Oh! The agony of an uncertain wait. And what use is any of this if the results are not in favor. Is the life worth living at all then? What if he keeps on trying only to be told at the fag end that he failed? What then? Hell, there cannot be a retest either. Can’t anyone even drop a bloody hint? The maddening excruciating numbing wait.

Lethargy lurks in. What’s the point? Just lie down. There is no goal. There is no meaning. There is no hurry. Be still, relax. Yet relaxed, he does not feel. He feels sad. Unexplained melancholy swirls around, devouring him slowly.


It would have been another story if he would have chosen a pious path. That would have been a normal abnormality. His pains would have then become sacrifices. There is a well-defined path laid out for this abnormality. A positive results is almost a certainty no matter how screwed up his life would have been.But that he is not. He is as selfish as any normal person.


His abnormality rises from the fact that he keeps on questioning and cannot take “everyone does that” as an answer. Oh, there is a type there too. The Einstein type. Questioning everything, destined for greatness. Great, he is not and greatness is not his aspiration either.

Save for this abnormality he is perfectly normal. It’s an extremely tricky grey zone. There are no established case studies here. There is no way of knowing the result. What choice does he have then but to lose his grip on fear as he gets numbed by this uncertain wait?


He slips in the nadirs with darkness swallowing him quickly. And then comes this thought. This small thought that lights up everything. What if he questions the importance of result itself and refuse to take “everyone does that” for an answer. Can he really do that? Is he even allowed?


He does not know. But he follows it anyway. Maybe the thought will lift him up to new heights or maybe it will burst soon throwing him into even deeper darkness. But he is not waiting for that result anymore. For now, the abnormal man smiles.











Tuesday, April 21, 2015

Smile



Her smile albeit faint exposes
her disconnect from reality.
And yet she is no dreamer.
that distant faraway look clearly missing

Then who is she.
We share the same “now”
but her reality so different than mine.
Her faint smile proves that.
It annoys me a little at first
and then a lot more.
For a part of me knows why,
And the rest fights to unlearn

How I wished for her smile to be a brave front.
Oh! What poetry would it be?
The redness of her lips matching her bruises
A sunset; don’t we all love a sad smile.

Acceptable still, if she would be pretty
An unpolished gem among the coal mines
Her smile a celebration of her uniqueness,
But how ordinary her features are
How dare she be beautiful then, ju her smile.


Heat so strong that everything withers
Dry wind blows furiously, scorching all joy
Not a tree, let alone a roof
Her utensils shine like a sword, murderous.

Calm. How can it be?
I think of asking her but do not
She probably would not know 
Or maybe I fear her answer

I pass her by silently
Her smile etched in my memory
slowly contorting my face into a smile